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12.06.2025 11:07
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
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They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Is Twilight appropriate for a 12-year-old?
Still no good.
No way
No go.
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So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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